Alamo Basement, Week 4: The Trailers

This week's trailers were a trio of action movies, the winner being the one that promised the most nudity. Typical.

1.) Japanese school-children murdering eachother dystopian action favorite: Battle Royale:




2.) Awesome ax-clanging, match chewing, mega-violent Stallone movie Cobra:




3.) And this week's winner, USA "Up All Night" fodder Hard Ticket to Hawaii. This ain't no hula:




Commercials and Bumpers after the jump...